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meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream


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guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald


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milesmonkey:

I need a well dressed boyfriend with good music taste so I can steal his clothes and he can take me to gigs.


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controlthenight:

it was a picture of sleeping cats

controlthenight:

it was a picture of sleeping cats


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babeimgonnaleaveu:


Woodstock, 1969.

"They went to a psychedelic pasture to listen to their music, to be with people who dressed like them and played like them. There was a shared bond on a cosmic scale, and their elders marveled that all these kids could be in one place for three days without violence or mayhem, despite pitifully inadequate facilities and food supplies, and despite rains that fell so long and hard they would have drowned any other party. The lesson was simple: These long-haired, antiwar bra-burners and boys with beads had created a field of dreams, and perhaps from it would rise something bright and beautiful for the future."

babeimgonnaleaveu:

Woodstock, 1969.

"They went to a psychedelic pasture to listen to their music, to be with people who dressed like them and played like them. There was a shared bond on a cosmic scale, and their elders marveled that all these kids could be in one place for three days without violence or mayhem, despite pitifully inadequate facilities and food supplies, and despite rains that fell so long and hard they would have drowned any other party. The lesson was simple: These long-haired, antiwar bra-burners and boys with beads had created a field of dreams, and perhaps from it would rise something bright and beautiful for the future."


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IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(Source: medi0cre-shakespeare)


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captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

hemswcrth:

agentmlovestacos:

#CaptainAmerica’s shattered shield at the #MarvelSDCC booth. #Avengers #AgeOfUltron #film #Marvel #comics

#LIKE MY HEART

This is so many levels of not ok

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

hemswcrth:

agentmlovestacos:

#CaptainAmerica’s shattered shield at the #MarvelSDCC booth. #Avengers #AgeOfUltron #film #Marvel #comics

#LIKE MY HEART

This is so many levels of not ok

Tags: WHAT COULD HAPPEN SO TERRIBLE THAT OT WOULD SHATTER HIS SHIELD IM NOT OK
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foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.


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  • my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
  • me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
  • me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something

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