sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
do you ever watch a girl group video and cry bc wow you love girls so much. girls are so pretty and elegant and amazing and smart and funny. wow look at those girls go. they make me proud to be a girl. i love girls.
having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
i love that nicki’s outright rejected drake a bunch of times in real life too though and i bet a third party contacted him like “nicki minaj wants you to—-” and he was on a plane